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Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML
You completely deserve this.
It's semmitary. Learn to spell.
Better to rid yourself of fickle friends now than when it can really hurt you!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014