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Man or woman?

Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36639) - you deserved it (2578)

On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Paranoia is a hell of a thing

#3 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:16pm by fuzz97

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That's one too many espressos

#4 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:17pm by challan

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