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Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML
You didn't notice your food tasted like bacon for 6 years?
It's ok. My mom used to fry my stuff in vegetable oil to make me a vegetarian.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014