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Today, I was reciting lines for a play that I'm in. It was going great, until I realized that I was actually reciting my scripted sales pitch from my telemarketing job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18264) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/06/2013 at 12:44am - misc - by sales ham (man) - United States

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"Out, out, brief candle! Life is but a walking shadow, and now for just three installments of $12.99 you can purchase this wonderful desk lamp."

#7 - On 03/06/2013 at 6:33am by Baustigt

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That's why they tell you to never mix business with pleasure.

#1 - On 03/06/2013 at 6:21am by electrorange

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