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Today... while on a crowdd public bus... a cute grl askd if she could sit next to me. Problem is... I didn't hear correctly and thought she askd if anyone was sitting next to me. I answerd no... causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgustd stares from other passengers. mega FML


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On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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You should have follow up with: "I meant: how about we both get off the bus now and I'll take you back to my place, for some hot, steamy...broccoli. And more."
That always works for me.

#4 - On 03/04/2013 at 1:15pm by Pleonasm

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Time to turn up your hearing aid.

#1 - On 03/04/2013 at 1:14pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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