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Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28746) - you deserved it (6381)

On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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You should have follow up with: "I meant: how about we both get off the bus now and I'll take you back to my place, for some hot, steamy...broccoli. And more."
That always works for me.

#4 - On 03/04/2013 at 1:15pm by Pleonasm

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Time to turn up your hearing aid.

#1 - On 03/04/2013 at 1:14pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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