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Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26626) - you deserved it (2411)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

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At least she won't be rudely texting while you are dining.

#7 - On 02/24/2013 at 6:34am by limitedition

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This just proves how much technology has impacted our lives. That's definitely a faceplam moment for you. Yeesh

#10 - On 02/24/2013 at 6:37am by shutterbug1190

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