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Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39163) - you deserved it (10346)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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I would have made you buy a tube of K.Y. Jelly too. Be grateful.

#6 - On 02/21/2013 at 1:21pm by JennNoVa

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You should have winked at her and asked if she wanted to join ;)

#8 - On 02/21/2013 at 1:21pm by DntLookBack

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