Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML

by blob / 02/20/2013 at 7:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • Sounds like your Mum needs some common sense and intellect!

    #1 - On 02/21/2013 at 4:06am by zandalee

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  • How about you tell your mum you need this class to graduate?

    #2 - On 02/21/2013 at 4:07am by luminos_

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