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Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 7:32pm - misc - by blob - United States (Massachusetts)

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Sounds like your Mum needs some common sense and intellect!

#1 - On 02/21/2013 at 4:06am by zandalee

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How about you tell your mum you need this class to graduate?

#2 - On 02/21/2013 at 4:07am by luminos_

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