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Today, I got locked out of my car for an hour in frigid weather at a busy gas station. Every time I tried to use the key, the alarm went off and the locks wouldn't work. The car company claims they've never heard of this happening. I just bought it last week after taking out a 5 year loan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21128) - you deserved it (1498)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm thinking you should say what type of car you got, so we all know what car not to buy.

#4 - On 02/19/2013 at 6:26pm by laya

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Just shout "Thug Life" and drive away...

#2 - On 02/19/2013 at 6:24pm by BoodaShun

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