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Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36154) - you deserved it (3185)

On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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Well.... at least she didn't tell the school that you're lazy and would only disappoint them.

#3 - On 02/18/2013 at 1:04pm by mackdeezy

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Did dem modahfuckas leave after that? If they did you can't really complain.

#2 - On 02/18/2013 at 1:03pm by HowAreYouToday

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