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Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML
He saw a human and acted like a statue so he wouldn't be disturbed! Clever boy!:D
chill out, dogs enjoy a good stupid human trick once in a while. even if they aren't real.
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Monday 1 September 2014