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Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27326) - you deserved it (1939)

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I would have left after the first punch, nobody deserve to be treated like that and alcohol is not an excuse.

#1 - On 01/23/2013 at 4:11pm by meow_jess

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"Most dysfunctional family since the Jackson Fucking Five"

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