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Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

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I find it also very ironic that you're the drummer. The drummer is always in the back where nobody can get a good look at him..

#2 - On 01/17/2013 at 9:40pm by SerpentBoy

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He just doesn't want to admit that you're so fuckin' good at playing drums, you're the reason the band is doing better.

#3 - On 01/17/2013 at 9:40pm by NoorFML

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