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Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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Wow, that bus driver is rude for not making sure there wasn't anyone else getting on. Sorry OP :(

#1 - On 01/16/2013 at 10:05am by _TasteTheRainbow

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He's not playing fare.

#4 - On 01/16/2013 at 10:10am by Pleonasm

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