Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

#20460160
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (3207)

On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Top comments

"Thou shalt not have surgical breast implants"

#6 - On 01/15/2013 at 5:51am by Jeffo193

See in context

Shh! Don't advertise these things, OP. God might hear you.

#1 - On 01/15/2013 at 5:43am by Baustigt

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: