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Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (3067)

On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

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"Thou shalt not have surgical breast implants"

#6 - On 01/15/2013 at 5:51am by Jeffo193

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Shh! Don't advertise these things, OP. God might hear you.

#1 - On 01/15/2013 at 5:43am by Baustigt

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