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Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML
"Thou shalt not have surgical breast implants"
Shh! Don't advertise these things, OP. God might hear you.
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