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Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12972) - you deserved it (31417)

On 12/28/2012 at 3:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

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Good thing the only shotgun she had was the seat.



Otherwise, you might be picking birdshot out of your ass for weeks, if not pushing up daisies.

#5 - On 12/28/2012 at 10:35am by perdix

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Well, did you have a staring contest?

#2 - On 12/28/2012 at 10:33am by cyanidesandwich

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