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Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius babe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33072) - you deserved it (6508)

On 12/24/2012 at 12:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I don't usually say dump him, but if he really is with you JUST for that reason , then you should reconsider.
Time won't Mendel the damage that will be done by a relationship where he doesn't care; maybe give yourselves a break Faraday to think about what you mean to each other?

#6 - On 12/24/2012 at 6:23am by Pleonasm

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And a genius he is not if he really thought that was a brilliant idea to confess.

#7 - On 12/24/2012 at 6:24am by Mirorbo

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