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Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21386) - you deserved it (28672)

On 12/18/2012 at 5:02pm - misc - by drkate25 - United States (Connecticut)

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Scarf away not your fault they don't know how to cook.

#3 - On 12/19/2012 at 3:08am by cswens25

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Just tell them you ARE watching your weight... Go up!

#2 - On 12/19/2012 at 3:06am by Sir_ND_Pity

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