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Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (5592)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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It's ok, we all mke mistakes sometimes

#1 - On 12/18/2012 at 5:57am by skorka

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As long as his beard didn't come off. Cause then not only would you be evil you'd be ruining young children's beliefs at the same time.

#2 - On 12/18/2012 at 5:58am by Nordrag

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