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Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by gameguy3424 (man) - United States (New York)

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Get your revenge! You should peed on him back :D

#3 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:10am by stonerchu

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#19 having your infant cousin piss on you at home and having to walk 2miles in public, when it looks like you just pissed yourself are 2 different things. Some people seem to have no problem walking around with piss on themselves ..... you must do it alot.

#22 - On 05/18/2009 at 11:09am by UncleverName_FYL

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