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Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by Moose (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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I'm not gonna lie. I find that hilarious.

#2 - On 12/07/2012 at 5:17pm by SurfSnowSkate7

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At least you didn't shoot your eye out...

#7 - On 12/07/2012 at 5:23pm by MrHotShot22

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