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Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML
If I feel something on my butt I usually stand back up and look at it. Sure it could have been imagination but better safe than sorry..
Now we know that cockroaches can survive a nuclear war AND the smell of your ass.
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Friday 3 July 2015