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Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28367) - you deserved it (6129)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

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"What the fuck you looking at?!"

People will stop staring, and big guys are intimidating.

#1 - On 12/04/2012 at 12:54pm by Cainicide

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Well Op since everyone is already blaming you might as well let them go. Bombs away.

#6 - On 12/04/2012 at 12:56pm by ICastillo

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