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Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (1688)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

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Welcome to the neighborhood.
We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.

#4 - On 12/03/2012 at 10:11am by RedPillSucks

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Welcome to the neighborhood!

#3 - On 12/03/2012 at 10:11am by laurenlovesjb

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