Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

by Anonymous / 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • I've never heard testicles called "ladies" before, but yup, you definitely harassed them.

    #2 - On 11/30/2012 at 11:55pm by Welshite

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  • Every man can relate to the pain of sitting on one's own balls

    #1 - On 11/30/2012 at 11:52pm by MrClean17

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