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Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
I've never heard testicles called "ladies" before, but yup, you definitely harassed them.
Every man can relate to the pain of sitting on one's own balls
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 3 August 2015