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Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML
Weird, I accidentally had toenails in my mouth once too. I feel your pain OP.
Ah the flagrant taste of toe-fu. Nothing quite like it.
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