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Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24521) - you deserved it (6481)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by lizzard0416 - Canada (Alberta)

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Weird, I accidentally had toenails in my mouth once too. I feel your pain OP.

#1 - On 11/30/2012 at 2:32am by crazy4books23

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+77 | 11

Ah the flagrant taste of toe-fu. Nothing quite like it.

#5 - On 11/30/2012 at 2:34am by sugarshane007

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+74 | 20

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