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Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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On 11/25/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Words cannot describe how embarrasing that must have been.

#1 - On 11/25/2012 at 5:56am by ItsaMeLuigi

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How does that even happen?? I've heard of young children getting stuck, but an adult...??

#2 - On 11/25/2012 at 5:56am by AussieChild

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