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Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21883) - you deserved it (2728)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by sarahhbear - United States (Texas)

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Aisle tell you one thing: you should've gone all by your shelf. You should check-out the other possibilities in your local area.

#2 - On 11/17/2012 at 5:59am by Pleonasm

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That's harsh. Hopefully you can convince them to let you back in soon!

#1 - On 11/17/2012 at 5:58am by xxmollyxx

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