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Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12613) - you deserved it (2587)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

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Doh!

#2 - On 11/09/2012 at 6:13am by saIty

See in context

+128 | 14

"Why you little..." *choke him out*

#5 - On 11/09/2012 at 6:16am by zombieinahearse

See in context

+128 | 3

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