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Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)

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OP, look at your group of friends. I'm sure you've heard the saying that every group of friends has one bitch. Ever wondered why your group doesn't have one?

It's you.

#5 - On 11/07/2012 at 10:08am by DocBastard

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Obviously you aren't her best friend then! Tough luck OP

#1 - On 11/07/2012 at 10:06am by DooleyFTW

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