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Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57558) - you deserved it (7009)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by _dopey_ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Just wear a one-piece (if you're a girl)! If you're a guy, just keep a t-shirt on. it's not that bad.
You can still have fun :D

#4 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:29pm by xxPrettyJane

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Owned by tea.

#8 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:33pm by shiroun

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