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Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6217) - you deserved it (27099)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

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Didn't you consider checking in your car to begin with? Sorry for the week long nuisance OP, but YDI.

#2 - On 11/01/2012 at 8:10pm by Kaurageous007

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At least your car wasn't stolen.

#3 - On 11/01/2012 at 8:11pm by tamie306

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