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Man or woman?

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML


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On 10/26/2012 at 8:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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It's a simple rule my friend: Treat others the way you would like to be treated.

#3 - On 10/26/2012 at 12:48pm by melij99

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You should probably listen to what someone has to say before you snap at them. I can gurantee she tried to say something, and wasn't just thrusting paper in your face.

#4 - On 10/26/2012 at 12:48pm by ManInTheMachine

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