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Today, while at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discovered one of the patients had developed an unhealthy obsession for me. He was admitted for stalking and abusing a girl who looked just like me. It's only my first week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17727) - you deserved it (994)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Hey, look on the bright side. Someone has a crush on you.

#2 - On 10/22/2012 at 12:59pm by SortOfSexy

See in context

+112 | 4

draw a picture of you and him in a zombie apocalypse. set him as the zombie.

#6 - On 10/22/2012 at 1:01pm by RedPillSucks

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+72 | 22

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