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Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15541) - you deserved it (742)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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Troll level : Expert

#3 - On 10/16/2012 at 4:23pm by TurtleSmile

See in context

+161 | 14

Perhaps it's time for a tree to "fall" on their power lines?

#5 - On 10/16/2012 at 4:24pm by Wolflink289

See in context

+92 | 10

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