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Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19925) - you deserved it (11242)

On 10/16/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by bargainshopper (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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Why would you get a white one to begin with?

#2 - On 10/16/2012 at 12:58pm by TaysDarkLust

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i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!

#7 - On 10/16/2012 at 1:01pm by flockz

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