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Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11931) - you deserved it (1795)

On 09/25/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by oreoblizzard619 (man) - United States

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Name puns!
Mine is Noora the Explorer.

#2 - On 09/25/2012 at 10:02am by NoorFML

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You misunderstand them. They aren't calling you that because you're a pathetic loser that they can walk all over. It's because you like to stand at the door and greet people and make sure that their shoes are clean.

Trust me, it's not the "pathetic loser" thing. I promise.

#11 - On 09/25/2012 at 10:10am by DocBastard

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