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Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

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On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

#2 - On 09/23/2012 at 8:30pm by brinaaa

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I would suggest letting a parent know, this is extremily creepy and wrong on so many levels. No one should have to feel this way with a person sharing their household. Sorry OP.

#8 - On 09/23/2012 at 8:39pm by joep1

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