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Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6878) - you deserved it (13295)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:56am - misc - by for_fs_sake (woman) - United Kingdom

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You're British, so he's angry and you're "pissed."

What are your new meds? I want to hand them out at the local bar, because you sound like tons of fun. Even with moderate success, I could get some free shoes.

#2 - On 09/21/2012 at 10:15am by perdix

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Yikes. If you have an HR department (or anyone in an equivalent position), you might want to explain the situation to them before your new employee does. And if you haven't called your doctor yet to report what happened in case it wasn't just due to the drinking, you might do that, too.

#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 10:13am by Bibliovore

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