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Today, while I was leaving the grocery store, I realized my ignition key was missing from my pocket. After searching the car and retracing my steps, I walked all the way home. Later, when we went to retrieve the car, the key was sitting in plain sight on the passenger seat. FML

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In my opinion that is a win win situation, good workout and you also found your keys.

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 6:52pm by BuffaloSabres134

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What is it with keys this week?

#4 - On 09/11/2012 at 6:54pm by greenie213

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