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Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

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The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with?

Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 3:10am by Grimmerie

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Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.

#3 - On 09/11/2012 at 3:11am by yuzuhere

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