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Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24011) - you deserved it (1908)

On 09/08/2012 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.

#3 - On 09/08/2012 at 9:53am by trqskq

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Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.

#2 - On 09/08/2012 at 9:53am by nickownes1

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