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Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

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On 09/01/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by Chucho - United States (Massachusetts)

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So then that's her problem. Let her wait for the bus, you can't force her to be comfortable in the car with you.

#1 - On 09/01/2012 at 12:18pm by ohmandapants

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Wow, you must be a bad driver if she prefers waiting for the bus all day.

#2 - On 09/01/2012 at 12:18pm by Queen_Cosmos

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