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Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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On 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.

#2 - On 08/27/2012 at 3:23am by clueless05

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Did you end up putting the table together..?

#1 - On 08/27/2012 at 3:23am by putloginhere

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