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Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML


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On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

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Her story sounds a bit... Fishy.

#12 - On 07/23/2012 at 3:34am by malfanese

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That "mother" of yours was definitely fishing for something, and it most definitely wasn't for fish o.O.

#10 - On 07/23/2012 at 3:32am by TheDragonWarrior

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