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Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML

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On 07/22/2012 at 12:48pm - misc - by bitchimgay (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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What. The. Fuck?

#1 - On 07/22/2012 at 8:21pm by Redoxx

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That, is disgusting.

#3 - On 07/22/2012 at 8:22pm by rhaemese

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