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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24550) - you deserved it (2353)

On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)

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At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation.

(Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)

#2 - On 07/21/2012 at 6:06am by SkoomaKi

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Well you don't have to pay for a stripper at your weeding! Better family than a stranger right?

#6 - On 07/21/2012 at 6:11am by dude1122332

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