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Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14377) - you deserved it (1346)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by AussieG75 - United States (Florida)

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Hey, you did the right thing.

#2 - On 07/21/2012 at 6:07am by thatpeachyperson

See in context

+325 | 10

It's couples like them that makes me lose hope in marriage

#1 - On 07/21/2012 at 6:06am by zoPwNAgEzo

See in context

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