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Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

#1 - On 07/21/2012 at 12:32am by lucasg63

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What a slut-banger.

#2 - On 07/21/2012 at 12:32am by Nightwing98

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