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Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 3:58am - misc - by Grrr (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!

#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:57pm by lonkite101

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You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)

#6 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:59pm by SkoomaKi

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