Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

by Grrr / 07/20/2012 at 3:58am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!

    #1 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:57pm by lonkite101

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  • You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)

    #6 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:59pm by SkoomaKi

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